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THE TEN RULES OF GOBLIN TECHIES!

1) THOU SHALT NOT BUILD ANYTHING THAT DOES NOT (EVENTUALLY) EXPLODE

2) IF THOU BUILDEST SOMETHING THAT IS NOT MEANT TO EXPLODE, IMPROVE THE DESIGNS SO IT
DOES EXPLODE

3) IF THOU BUILDEST SOMETHING THAT IS SUPPOSED TO EXPLODE, THOU SHALT ENSURE THAT IT EXPLODES TWICE AS GREATLY AS EXPECTED

4) IF HEATHENS DARE TELL YOU TO NOT MAKE IT EXPLODE, THOU SHALT FIRE ROCKETS IN THEIR GENERAL DIRECTION

5) HONOR THY ROCKETS AND ROBOTS, FOR THEY ARE THE INSTRUMENTS OF YOUR WILL

6) THOU SHALT NEVER REFUSE AN OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE SOMETHING EXPLODE

7) THOU SHALT MAKE EVERY OPPORTUNITY AN OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE SOMETHING EXPLODE

8) THOU SHALT NOT STEAL THE EXPLOSIVES FROM ANOTHER TINKER UNLESS THOU USETH THEM TO MAKE SAID TINKER EXPLODE IN A MOST WONDROUSLY GRUSOME FASHION

9) THOU SHALT NOT MURDER WITHOUT USING EXPLOSIVES OF SOME KIND



10) THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOORS EXPLOSIVES, NOR HIS ROBOTS, NOR HIS WORKSHOP UNLESS THOU ART PLANNING ON TAKING THESE THINGS FOR THYSELF. IN AN BEAUTIFULLY EXPLOSIVE FASHION OF COURSE.